"When I grow up I’m gunna have a pub this big dahn West’am way. I’m gunna ‘ave a littwl flat up the apples and pears, two littwl boys cawled Grwant ‘n Phil and a littwl gerwl cawd Samanfa.and we’re gunna eat jellied eels every night.
I’m gunna keep pulling the fellas way into me 70’s, an’ I’m gunna tew everyone I don’t like to Git aat’ve ma pub".
Girl on right: (thinks) "I could have a big pub if I had her tits".
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