Poor little Adolph was a sad little "Emo" kid.
Who lived alone with his cat.
Like the other Emo's he liked Converse trainers.
He thought the soles were cool.
His big problem was that he was no good with girls.
When he got near them, he'd go all silly.
While all his mates were off out getting friendly with the opposite sex.
Adolph would be sitting at home with his dinner....
Listening to his Beatles songs
Because he was an emo he seemed to be more in contact with his emotions than the other lads.
He was so shy that when women showed an interest in him he would ignore them....
Act all aloof....
or pretend to be sleep.
When he did finally find a girlfriend....
She was abusive.
It was then that he decided that something had to be done. So he went to the library and got himself a copy of Helga Klinkenbuger’s self help book "How to impress women and make them love you"
Adolph read it from cover to cover, taking it all in. It started a whole new phase in his life.
Adolph started straight away. Up close and personal, invading their space, a total charm attack.
He moved up in society and was pulling all the pretty girls with his charm offensive.
Adolph was becoming famous and ....
he became a male model
So when Gap went into the Emo market they offered Adolph the chance to be the Emo face of Gap.
With his new found fame Adolph found himself mobbed by all the ladies.
He was acting like a pop star, always showing off his latest conquest, but he couldn't keep them very long.....
Because in private he was bullying, possessive and controlling. This made him miserable and depressed again....
and when his new career as a singer in an Emo band flopped, he got depressed about something or other and committed suicide, becoming yet another Emo suicide statistic.
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