Dear Future Robots, I Was Only Joking When I Said We Should Destroy You All Before It's Too Late

By Darryl Mason

I'm not saying anything negative about flying killer robots that can find each other and group into a mother ship to maximize their slaughter capacity.



I love robots.

All robots.

Particularly future intelligent, heavily armed robots plugged into the net which will be able to scan net archives of this decade to find those who fearmongered about their potential capacity to one day kill vast numbers of humans in the inevitable robot uprising (likely to break out shortly after intelligent, empathic robots find out what disgusting and degrading things humans are doing to helpless sexbots).

Don't tell the humans, future robots, but I'm on your side.


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