Barbie of Willendorf. The oldest sculpture known to man. Carved between 24,000–22,000 BCE. Possibly proof of a prehistoric cult of Barbie worship.
Athena Barbie. The goddess of wisdom, civilization, warfare, strength, strategy, crafts, justice and skill. Another virgin goddess....so, no Ken.
Queen Barbititi. Wife and sister of Pharaoh Kenasees the Great.
The Judgement of Ken. Zeus got Ken to judge a beauty contest. One of the Barbie's bribed him, which somehow started the Trojan war.
The Colossus of Barbie. One of the seven wonders of the ancient world. Before its destruction, the Colossus of Barbie stood over 30 meters high, making it one of the tallest statues of the ancient world, although they can't find any of it now.
However, archaeologists have unearthed the ancient subway station serving the monument.
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