You are proud of the fact that you are a winner at poker, even if your profit is only 0.0000001p an hour.
You think you know where Phil Ivey is going wrong.
You can’t walk and whistle at the same time, but you can play 12 poker hands simultaneously.
You are a member of four online poker sites, but you don’t own a pack of cards.
You have had a commode fitted to your computer chair, or had a colostomy bag fitted for no medical reason.
You visited a casino, took a seat and couldn’t find the buttons.
You have upgraded your computer system and you are having trouble justifying it to your partner.
You think that suckout, sitngo and monkeyfish are real words.
You understand GG, TY, NH, MTT, WP and "Pushing it all in".
Most of the women that you know are really men.
You are able to eat a three course meal in a five minute tournament break.
You haven’t left your home for more than a week.
You haven’t seen your partner for days, but you see someone called “cardcatcha” every day.
You only open e-mails from poker sites, which you open like its Christmas because of the free gifts you get.
You stop writing a post called “15 tell tale signs you are an online poker addict:…."....To play online poker.
And remember….
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