Being an elitist, liberal progressive - will fight

You can call me an elitist

I have no problem with that; particularly after you finished reading this. I will wear the badge with honor.

This is the scenario: The curtain raises and we see a very young, attractive female yet a bit on the overweight side. She is ironing some clothes while one of her babies is in the playpen, dirty and having a temper tantrum. The other, a newborn is in her crib soundly asleep. She is watching “As the Stomach Turns” or “Days of our wives” in the trailer park where she lives with her husband.

She yells at the toddler: “shut up you piece of shit, you’re gonna wake up your sister”

Then the curtain drops.

On the second act, we see a young guy with a dirty t-shirt, in one of the local bars playing pool and drinking beer. He thinks he is going to win this game and looks at his opponent and smiles to reveal a very bad set of teeth, with some missing in the front. He missed the shot. He lost the game of pool and now has to pay up. An argument ensues and he blasts out of the place, gets into his pick-up truck with an empty rifle rack and a bumper sticker that says: Speak English, you are in America.

He drives up to the double wide trailer, screeching the wheels over the gravel, gets out and comes into the house. “Hi hon” says the wife.

“Don’t even talk to me until I have calmed down. I had a bad day at work. Give me a beer” He sits in the vinyl recliner, takes the remote and yells “Mother fucking bitch, where’s my beer?” I’ve had it with idiots today…my fag boss wants me to come in Saturday, and now I have to put up with your shit”

The curtain drops again for the intermission.

On the third and final act; we see that the guy is still watching some idiotic show like “The snakes that eat people” then he switches the channel and lands on Faux News. He stays there and watches as they are telling him that the foreigners and the black man in the White House is really a Muslim who are about to take over America through some sordid conspiracy.

The wife interrupts him and asks: “did you get the baby formula?”

He angrily answers: “Nah, I didn’t have enough money” and shortly thereafter he falls sleep victim of the buzz he got from drinking one too many beers. Truth is he is shit faced drunk.

THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE the ultra right conservatives so vehemently defend.