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Saturday, October 9, 2010

ARSENAL NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: FEBRUARY 4TH 2014.


“This is intolerable, I believe something must be done by the football authorities” "I'm not very happy with the tackle," said Wenger. "We know what we are expecting, a battle everywhere, but we have now lost three players on fatal tackles and I refuse to believe it's always coincidence.
"I don't believe it when you are hit as many times as we are. I just believe in what I see and when you see a player getting murdered in cold blood like that it's not acceptable. Commitment is right, but that is not right."


So said Arsene Wenger after Arsenal’s Brazilian striker Coco was murdered by having his throat cut in yesterdays match against newly promoted Rotherham United by Billy ”Biffo” Harris. Coco is the third Arsenal player to be killed this season.
Wenger went on; “Out of a first team squad of 127 players, we have three dead, two in comas, fourteen will never walk again, twelve broken legs, 32 awaiting operations and the rest of our injuries are what you would call normal football injuries. We are still in all the cups and the Premiership run-in, however we only have nine fit players available, plus half a dozen academy schoolboys and I am having trouble getting permission from their parents to let them play”.


The F.A. take the moral high ground when such dangerous tackles are made, demanding that reckless and despicable challenges be ousted from our game. The organization recently gave a massive 4 week suspension to England U21 international Martin Smith following his cowardly sliding tackle on Arsenal’s Macedonian International forward Hadiz Bollokoff, resulting in the striker having to undergo a sex change operation.


F.A. supremo Sir Trevor Brooking said on last night’s “Match of the day”;
“I know Biffo personally, he’s a lovely lad. I know that he’s not that type of player and it was clumsy rather than anything else”.
He laughed as he went on to say; “Arsene’s a master at the wind-up, but its all part of the game. He knows he has to take some responsibility for this himself after years of refusing to use English players and colluding with his foreign players to introduce all that passing the ball about, moaning, diving, and all the sneaky tricks that you associate with continental football into our game".


He went on to say "The Arsenal board has to take the blame for the sad state of the national team. Foreign players have been responsible for all of our exits from all of the major international tournaments. Coco’s foreign isn’t he…..."?

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