Sarah Palin Knows How To Stop The BP Gulf Gusher : Call In The Dutch! (They Plug Holes In Dykes You Know)

By Darryl Mason

Seriously, The Tea Party should do everything it can to distance itself from Sarah Palin. She sucks away at their credibility every time she appears on Fox News.

Don't believe me?



The whole seven minute long interview. Even Bill O'Reilly can't carry her through this monumental disaster :



The Daily Show's Jon Stewart should donate a day's pay to charity when he airs this, he doesn't have to work at all to turn this into Comedy Gold. Just run the highlights.

Meanwhile, Sarah Palin's former running mate for the White House, John McCain, so intensely bores General Petraeus, the veteran military leader of eight years of brutal warfare in Iraq and Afghanistan was forced to fake sudden death to get the old bastard to shut the hell up :



Even in the 21st century, playing possum still works.
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