"Go Get Drums! GO!"

I could give you a detailed round up of world events, dramatic as they've been, I could compile a list of communities whose livelihood has been destroyed, for the foreseeable future, along hundreds of miles of American coastline, I could introduce you to yet more evidence that while the metalhell RobotUprising Deathogedden is unavoidable (even with time machines), it's still not too late to write your own tweet of submission to inevitable future robot overlords who will scan internet archives looking for signs of early resistance, or disrespect, towards those of non-biological origin.

Or I could just post this, via @colvinius :