"I Have No Complaints"



It's 1953, and like millions of other American families, you have brought your first television. That same year, a movie is released where an alien disguised as a television blasts peoples' minds with laser beams. The walking, dishwashing, vacuuming TV set can also, freakishly, climb stairs and follow you around the house. If you're too drunk, the TV set will zap you back into sobriety. That movie was The Twonky.

This is The Twonky :



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Everyone sent to destroy the television winds up totally mind controlled chanting, "I have no complaints".

Coach explains what he thinks the Twonky might really be: "a form that would be quite safe and acceptable…I believe that the world in the future where this Twonky comes from every house, every family, has a Twonky of their own -to carry out the dictates of the super state…yes the super state…There’s one placed in every home to serve, to regulate every thought according to the dictates of the super state…He is now carrying out that function with you."

I sense a remake on the horizon....Though a monstrous, wall-filling flat screen would have trouble getting out of the house by itself, so its potential for global domination would be quite limited.