Brain Food

Another post where I recycle my recent Twitter posts and try to pass them off as fresh blog content.The below twoots are from the first half of October :

* Ducks with tragically small penises more likely to spread avian flu - http://tinyurl.com/yhpa4la - Not a story from The Onion.

* What colour do we turn our Twitter avatars now? - Karzai did not gain enough valid votes for an outright win: http://bit.ly/13AfN3

*I'm waiting for someone to spot an iPod on a table in the background of a 15th century painting.

* Fox News is now listed in (US) TV Guide under 'Entertainment'.

* What you do is this, concrete half the garden, make sure all the other plants are watching, then say, "You're fucking next, leafy."

* Stunning. From a list of the Top 10 US Political Blogs, only two can be ranked as belonging to Old Media/MSM. http://tinyurl.com/yg9bm67

* 1000 children killed, thousands more tortured, by Christian extremists - http://tinyurl.com/yl56udc "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

* Who Owns The Moon? No-One Yet, But Soon...http://tinyurl.com/ylr89x6 Sort of a finders-stayers-keepers deal for now.

* If Israel is proved to have committed war crimes in Gaza, the US, UK & Australia are accessories to war crimes http://tinyurl.com/yj33ya3

* How many comedies have scenes of repeated suicide attempts? Other than Groundhog Day, and Heathers, can't think of one

* Danish PM recieved warning of WTC collapse "5 to 10 minutes" before it happened, NYC firemen and civilians did not -http://tinyurl.com/yhnj6w6

* Uruguay becomes the first country in the world to supply laptops to all primary school students - http://tinyurl.com/yfcy4hm

* Rupert Murdoch : The King Of Global Warming Fearmongery http://tinyurl.com/yjlgft3

* Sleep is for wimps.

* RT @PreNewsAt11 January 11, 2016 : Bill Clinton Denies Cyborg Sex Claims : "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That HookerBot."

* CNN's Wolf Blitzer hears Balloon Boy say "we did it for the show", tries to maintain the lies of the kid's dad! - http://tinyurl.com/yg7qz4w Burn old media, Burn.

* Monty Python give away their vids on YouTube, and still make $4 -5 mill off DVD sales of a 40 yo old TV series - http://tinyurl.com/yjypzog

* Goldman Sachs : Privatise The Profit, Socialise The Risk - http://tinyurl.com/yke6z3a

* Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Khomeini : I'm Not Dead Yet! http://tinyurl.com/yhdfvxr - NeoCon Michael Leeden spreads rumours again.

* I just drank half a cup of pancake batter because I couldn't be arsed to cook it. Quite nice.

* Engineer who spent 37 years with NASA to speak about eng./aeronautical problems in 9/11 official story - http://tinyurl.com/yfzt74u

* 'Those scare tactics, ‘write checks...there’s goinng to be anthr Holocaust,’ doesn’t work with the under-60 crowd.” http://tinyurl.com/yj6cmln

* NYTimes : “As we get further from World War II, it’s harder to scare young people into support for Israel” http://tinyurl.com/yj6cmln Scare?

* Japanese 'reality' TV, where producers are never told, "No, this time you've gone too far" - http://tinyurl.com/yfw6cjj

* Yes, They Are Watching You, But They're Not Human - http://tinyurl.com/ygezo7o

* (Australian media giant) NineMSN CEO Joe Pollard says Murdoch's plan to charge for news is like "trying to put a tollbooth in the ocean" http://tinyurl.com/yj4bfnv

* The tin foil hat actually allows psychotronic mind controllers to remotely access your brain more easily.

* Censored UK Indep. story on how Trafigura dumped toxic waste in sea, killing 15, sickening 100,000 - http://tinyurl.com/yfastg5

* Northern Territory cat calls owner "fuck prick", according to owner - http://bit.ly/15PgSe

* Americans protest outside elementary school where students admire and respect their president http://bit.ly/3q8rHb

* (Australian Christian senator) Steve Fielding Still Appalled, Mortified By Realisation That Jesus Was The Original Hippy Greenie - http://tinyurl.com/yhex2x6

* Rupert Murdoch tells China not to take media criticism personally - http://tinyurl.com/yjar4b8 - news as an illusion of criticism

* Francis Ford Coppola on Hollywood The Corpse : http://tinyurl.com/yz6jbf2 - all studios under dire "stress", 2 or 3 may shut down.

* Vengeful God on new claims he didn't create Earth, but instead found it : "Stupid humans. Enjoy the earthquakes, tsunamis & fires."

* Rewire your brain at any age, learn how to juggle - http://tinyurl.com/ygtkcn3 - the brain as a transformable, electrified tissue mass

* "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!" A brilliant example of video sampling art http://tinyurl.com/ylre3zk

* Former American president George HW Bush : Atheists should not be considered American citizens or patriots. http://tinyurl.com/5q4oj

* They got to the Mayans! : 2012 Not The End Of The World, Mayans Insist http://tinyurl.com/yh78fgg - I'm still building my rocket regardless

* Irony Megasplash : Christian intelligent designist calls science a "superstition". Also, God is fucking angry - http://tinyurl.com/yhcetdq

Like I said last time, I edited some of the posts to make them more readable, as Twitter has a 140 character limit per post, and word compression is sometimes essential.

My Twitter feed is here : @darrylmason


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